Medieval Royal Party Gone Bad

Woke up early morning with a dream but then slept again and soon forgotten about it. I then dreamed another dream until I woke up between 8am and 9am.

A royal family has decided to throw a party at their castle one day. They arranged tables everywhere and invited royal guests.

Somewhere, a perverted villain wanted to sneak into the party too. He was not interested in the party, he is more interested in the beautiful female guests there to satisfy his sexual desire. 

He managed to get an evil witch to help him enter the palace. They each choose a table at the corner of the balcony and seated themselves. They sat and waited to strike at the right time. Meanwhile, the royal sorceress felt their evil intentions so she has decided to act.

She found out the witch's weakness that is whenever the black area of the witch's mask widens, the witch will feel itchiness and her genitals and would not be able to control herself. The sorceress then cast a spell and made the black area of the witch's mask widens. She suddenly felt intense itch on her "pussy". She opened her legs wide and started scratching on her vagina wildly. She just could not control herself and kept scratching.

The villainous pervert could not help but stared at the witch's act with lust. He could not hold back and sprang himself to the witch and satisfy his hunger with the witch. He took out his huge cock and inserted it into the witch's vag and began thrusting. He did not know that the witch has casted a protection spell on herself. The spell will immediately destroy those who rape her. 

Sure enough, the villain who is on her was absorbed into her vagina and burst to pieces. The witch and everyone who are watching were shocked.

From that day onwards, the king has increased the palace security forces by introducing more guards. Before I woke up, the last scene I saw was a row of knights lining up heavily guarding the castle. A young knight boy was chanting something like "we are the guards". His 2nd tooth from the middle, on the right hand side was small and sore. I could literally feel the discomfort of his shaky tooth.

I then woke up with my pants wet. 

Adventurous Trio

Woke up before 8am but too sleepy so I fell asleep again. This is the time I dreamt about this adventurous dream until 9:45am.

I was trapped in a maze land with my former best friend - Alex Chin. This maze land is full of mazes that we have to go through. Sometimes there are extra challenges for example a giant orange ball rolled after us so we had to run to avoid being run over.

We finally managed to exit the maze building. Outside is a familiar town area. We seem to be in Kota Kinabalu. We meet with Alex's friend who is Harry, a short boy. We three decided to walk back to our homes in a neighbouring city. Our towns are hundreds of kilometers away by road but someone suggested to use a shortcut.

We walked and walked. We passed by the town bus station where there are beautiful ornamental flower bushes beside the road which I have never seen before. There is also a huge black shiny hornet underneath one of the leaves.

We walked non stop until we reached the outskirts where there are rows of old dirty houses. We rested for a short while in a open basketball court. Both sides of the court has a row of old houses covered with light graffiti. While they were resting, I went over to a row of houses on the right hand side of the court. I looked into the building cracks and saw a Psechrus spider in her web.

We then continued and reached Kinarut's beach. There really is a sandy beach in Kinarut but in my dream, the beach looks nothing like the real beach. The beach here is a very long beach. There are lots of people playing and sunbathing at the seaside here. Harry told us that this beach contains the world longest underwater bridge. What does that even mean? Then I saw it myself. There is a painted steel platform in the water extending far beyond the horizon. I was told that it extend hundreds of miles along the coast. We continued walking past people and umbrellas under the hot sun. We could walk forever to see the end of the bridge but then we found a shortcut through the jungle at our right hand side.

We passed through and reached a forest trail. It was already late at night. As we entered the entrance to the forest trail, there was a proboscis monkey sitting on a cardboard at the entrance. I was afraid to go first as it is a large male. However, Alex walked courageously towards the entrance and scared the monkey away. Harry and I followed after him. It was real dark since there are no artificial light source. We could only depend on the weak moon light to light our way. The forest around us look surprisingly familiar. It looked like Bukit Gemuk or Kinabalu Park. Anyway, we proceed to trek the trail. The forest trail is made up of concrete so it is not slippery.

The trail is going uphill as it is getting steeper as we continued. At one point, it was so steep that we have to literally climb the trail! It was about 80% steep so we have to climb about 5 meters to get up there. Alex went first, as he is the fittest among us. He climbed the trail without problem. Harry went after him, followed by me behind. I tried my best to find gaps in the concrete trail for my fingers to fit in. I did pretty well in my dream. I managed to get about 2 meters up when my arms started to become tired. What!? Even my muscles can get tired in dreams!? There soon ran out of gaps for my fingers so I gave up as my muscles are also aching. I saw an alternative way though. I could climb the steel railing at the side of the trails instead. It was a good idea so I start to slip back down the trail slowly but then I cannot control myself and started to slip down quickly. I am sure to hurt myself at this falling speed so I quickly woke up !

Yeah, I am up now. Looks like waking up is the quickest way to get home :-)

Best Salesman Of The Year ?

Woke up by the alarm clock at 5am. Had a good dream today. The dream really makes me feel pride and happiness.

My father and I were in a food court. We were walking along 2 rows of food stalls then I was called by my colleagues. Inside this dream, I recognize those group of people as my colleagues but I do not recognize any of them in my real life. I excused myself from my father and went with the group of colleagues.

We entered a van and headed to an unknown destination. Inside the vehicle, I tried not to interact with any of the colleagues. I was seated next to the window so I spent most of my time looking at the scenery outside. A lady colleague was sitting on my left hand side. I think she has a crush on me because she was really sitting real close to me. Her shoes constantly give my shoes a nudge. It was a little annoying but I know that this is a small sign of her love. I think I had dreamt about this after a real experience in life. In 2011, a girl 4 years younger than me sat opposite of me. She newly met me and immediately had a crush on me. She could not restrain her love so she lightly kicked and my shoe and immediately felt embarrassed that I did not replied. 

Our leader or manager then began to announce to us the best staff of the year. We seem to be a group of salesman. So the best staff / salesman of the year is......... My name was suddenly announced! I was overjoyed inside but I still kept my cool. I was the best salesman for getting the most clients. I am not surprised as I am a magnet with my natural born charm.

Salesman Of The Year

The vehicle we are in was not heading anywhere. In the end, it returned to the food court. The stalls in the food court are already closed but my father is still sitting there waiting for me. I happily greeted my father who is still in the foodcourt and told him the good news. I showed him my certificate of the best salesman of the year. A stranger came and confirmed to my father that I am really an amazing salesman!

I was really happy and proud but all happy moments are not forever. There is always an end. In this case, the end to this happy moment is my alarm clock which wakes me up, ending the sweet dream.