Sunday, 29 May 2016

Zombie Attacks

Zombies!!! That's what I dreamed about before I woke up just before 11 am.

I was with a group of survivors stuck in a room. In the middle of the room there is a glowing magical portal-like thingy with we tried to keep our distance from. The strange thing can expand widely and we tried our best to stay at the edge of the room to avoid contacting it.

It seems like the strange thing transforms humans into zombies. In another scene, we were trying hard to barricade our small from from the hoards of zombies outside. We were almost successful until one giant zombie broke in through the walls.

The zombie looks like a tall dark bald bodybuilder. As soon as he breached into the room, I immediately hit him with a steel rod multiple times but it seems to have no effect on him. As he was still standing still, I impaled the steel rod into his eye but he still seems to be unaffected.

Surprise Motherf*cker !

I think he talked back telling how useless my attacks are. I suddenly gave up knowing how powerful he is. My friends were also in fear behind me. I felt hopeless knowing I could not do anything more.

And that's when I woke up.

Later in the afternoon, I slept again for more than an hour. This time, I dreamed something "different".

I was in a huge airport. I was walking alone outside the airport building.

I meet with a strange short man who offered something. I walked away into an alley but he quickly came towards me with two of his female assistants, trying to persuade me using his beautiful slim "girls". I think he wants to prostitute these girls and is trying to force me to accept the offer. I just carry on walking away trying to avoid him.

He came up to me again but this time holding a knife. He seems to be robbing me now. It seems that he was just trying to lure me into accepting the prostitution offer where they are actually planning to rob me,

Instead of running away, I acted cool and tried to negotiate with him. I refused to hand my money to him just like that. I forced him to let me have sex with one of the girls if he really wants my money. One of the girl agreed with me but I realized that she is a transgender! Definitely a no go!

The second lady is a real female but she does not look too keen with my offer. I persuaded her that it will only take 2 minutes so she doubtfully accepted. I paid the man 2 RM50 (USD 24,4) and told him that is all I have, I am but a poor man. The truth is that I still have RM20 left in my wallet. He was disappointed that I do not have much but he accepted it anyway.

The alley is located between the building and the airstrip. It was a little grassy and quite. I quickly get down to business. Lay her facing down on the ground and pulled her skirt. I quickly get the job done and left. I did really took my chances doing this out in the open but luckily no one walked past. 

I called my assistant - Genos (from One Punch Man). He quickly walked up to me and accompanied me down an escalator. I asked him to get my towels and clothes from my luggage because I really need a bath.

Then I woke up. Wet.

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